Upon finding out that you have family in Tasmania, there are those who ask:
"Oh, whereabouts in Tasmania do they live?"
and those (who think they are terribly witty) who say:
"oh, I thought there was something different about you!" in faux patronising voice, or the even more hilarious "show us your head scar, then!" or the slightly offputting "are your parents related then*?!".
* for the record, they're not
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or the slightly offputting "are your parents related then*?!".
"No, I am the secret lovechild of Senators Bob Brown and Brian Harradine. Any other questions?"
Oh THAT's a good one!
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