On christmas day, an elderly family friend made me smile by uttering a rather quaint alternative to a common swear word. You know, when you start out swearing, but after the first couple of letters, change the word slightly so that you are no longer saying anything rude or, god forbid, blasphemous! Here are some examples:
bloomin' (bloody)
jeepers creepers (j*sus chri$t)
shiver-me-timbers (shit!)
far out! (f*ck)
fricken (f*cking)
Got any more?!
1 comment:
Freakin' for f*ck in my house
My primary school teacher used to say "My Godfather" instead of my god.
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